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gifsboom:

Weed Whacker vs Scythe. [video]

grasscon

What a farce. Not only is the contest weighted towards the scythe because Weed Whackers are meant for edging and trimming of WEEDS in hard to reach places, not thick grass, but the scythe cut that patch super uneven and it looks like absolute shit. The WeedWhacker took slightly longer but did a much neater, better job with less effort. 

Really thought he comparison is absurd, Nobody would ever use a WeedWhacker to replace a scythe, they do completely different things, just like you’d never use a scythe to cut down weeds growing out of a sidewalk. If it’s for trimming a lawn it should be against a lawnmower, which would fucking destroy it, and if it’s for harvesting hay it should be against a combine harvester, which would destroy it exponentially more.

This is nothing more than lies and propaganda from butthurt scythelovers and I for one will not stand for it.

unrest in the grass fandom

captainrachelsblog:

those bouncy balls with glitter inside them… reblog if u agree

Important news

After almost 2 years of not using my blog I’ve returned only to say this….
I now have rocking titty muscles

burninbridgesmakinwishes:

WARNING! Spotify is running an ad for the MTV movie Unfriended and if you’re listening to your music and doing something other than staring at spotify, which I would assume most people do, you will be scared shitless when it plays because it’s silence for a second and then a high-pitched scream. I’ve never made a post like this but PLEASE signal boost this because I know it could be a huge issue for people and I just want to warn everybody so they aren’t scared half to death like I was.

micdotcom:

Everyone needs to see these #MuslimLivesMatter tweets after the Chapel Hill shooting

Twitter is hearing the message loud and clear: #MuslimLivesMatter. The hashtag is taking over social media following the shooting deaths of three Muslim students Tuesday near the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill.

There have been 22,000 #MuslimLivesMatter tweets within the past day. 

how i cope with losing followers
Me: *gains a follower*
2 seconds later: *loses a follower*
Me: In order to gain something, one must sacrifice something of equal value. This is the law of equivalent exchange, the fundamental basis of alchemy.